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THE BOTTLE OF WINE

 For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:

 Mary was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

 Resuming the journey, Mary tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Mary.

 'What in bag?' asked the old woman.

 Mary looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'  

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.

Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said ,
"Good Trade",

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog

"I've never been married, but I tell people that I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me." -- Elayne Boosler

 ~~~~~For Sale
Wedding dress, size 12.
Worn once by mistake

 Estate Planning

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars".
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

Wally's Wedding Night

At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she p repares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more 'action'.

Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once again they enjoy each other.

But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. You are truly a great lover, Wally.'

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: 
  
 
 
 
 'You mean I was here already?'


The moral of the story:
Senior moments have their advantages